christmas_cancelled2With the holiday season upon us, some sort of a Christmas post was bound to find its way here sooner or later. Today being Friday as well though prompted me to make it a proper end-of-the-working-week fun read.

I came across a hilarious selection of funny/silly Christmas warnings and signs, some of which had me laughing out loud so hard I felt compelled to let others share in the joy.

So here are just a few I’ve picked out for you but you can always dive in for more here:

Silly Christmas warnings / Funny Christmas facts

 

 

Hilarious and Funny Christmas Warnings      remove_child

Christmas Lights Warning:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
On a Christmas card for a 1 year old.

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a bottle of Christmas shampoo for dogs.

Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
A label inside a protective bag containing fragile Christmas presents which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

Battery may explore or leak.
On a battery found in a Christmas present.

In a restaurant in Norfolk, Virginia, USA: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

In a health food shop window in Los Angeles, USA: Closed due to illness

In a pub in West Sussex which is non-smoking: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

In a Laundromat, seen in Portland, Oregon, USA: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. 

 

Santa’s misfortunes

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          Dear Santa,

          If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the

          poison I put in the milk.

          Timmy.

 

 

 

And we’ll finish off with a good one for all of us ladies:

How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

WORD!