With the holiday season upon us, some sort of a Christmas post was bound to find its way here sooner or later. Today being Friday as well though prompted me to make it a proper end-of-the-working-week fun read.
I came across a hilarious selection of funny/silly Christmas warnings and signs, some of which had me laughing out loud so hard I felt compelled to let others share in the joy.
So here are just a few I’ve picked out for you but you can always dive in for more here:
Silly Christmas warnings / Funny Christmas facts
Hilarious and Funny Christmas Warnings 
Christmas Lights Warning:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
On a Christmas card for a 1 year old.
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a bottle of Christmas shampoo for dogs.
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
A label inside a protective bag containing fragile Christmas presents which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
Battery may explore or leak.
On a battery found in a Christmas present.
In a restaurant in Norfolk, Virginia, USA: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a health food shop window in Los Angeles, USA: Closed due to illness
In a pub in West Sussex which is non-smoking: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Laundromat, seen in Portland, Oregon, USA: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
Santa’s misfortunes
Dear Santa,
If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the
poison I put in the milk.
Timmy.
And we’ll finish off with a good one for all of us ladies:
How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
WORD!
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